Begin Again... again, and again

 I fell off the wagon, rolled down a hill, fell into a ravine, got swept away by the current, and ended up lost in a forest where fast food was the only thing to eat.

Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic.

Right now, I have 1 week to get back on the right track.

I have done this 5 other times... this needs to be the last time.

Here are the stats:

1. Weight - 247.4
2. Waist (Around the belly button) - 51 1/2"
3. Thigh (Around the thickest part) - 27"
4. Bicep (Around the thickest part) - 15"
5. Chest (Around the nipples) - 47"
6. Hips (Around thickest part of the buttocks) - 46"